you all know i love my keithy
keithy gave me his already chewed gum because he couldn’t drive and chew at the same time- he said he was going to choke.
i told him i’m feeling a bit queasy and he offered me a "hot beef injection to clear out the pipes".
he bit my arm while driving.. i think he made a dent (rabies?)
i told him the kids needed to be quiet- he told them to have a screaming contest.
stay tuned… he’s drinking tonight.