hi everyone!
i cannot believe i am doing this boot camp class (read about it here)…it’s 6 weeks long. i hurt like hell… having a hard time sleeping because i’m in pain which i hear is a good thing because i am working muscles i haven’t been working!
and i was told by my trainer/teacher lauren that the pain dissipates after the first full week of class. OKAY…..
and i am happy to video some of my retarded moments- like falling in the pit of water instead of swinging across it like EVERYONE else seems to be able to do…but i don’t think the other girls in the class would appreciate the camera…and the former marine ruben might kick my ass…which he might do anyway because he HATES me… or maybe not really hates but definitely wants me muzzled and/or gagged….can you blame him? (don’t answer that).
i complain too much at the gym because i am nervous and in pain and the talking gets me through it more easily…
here is my sister stacy and me in our uniforms!
here is a limited view of what’s there- lots more activities not shown…notice the water pit that my ass has been in…
and ruben…who LOVES me soooooo much!
get this…ruben loves the macy’s martha stewart collection! this former marine loves to cook with all the great pots and pans…i thought we bonded…but no. he still bawled me out a whole bunch of times.
xoxo
jennifer
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All I can say is “go girl”, you can do it. I can’t believe you are friends with Alexis. She is so snooty and unreal you seem so down to earth and normal. Wishing you well in boot camp, you are an inspiration!!
You and your sister look so adorible…I would suggest recruiting Alexis but I have a feeling that She would end up whipping Ruben into shape, if you know what I mean 🙂
Jennifer, if you insist on wearing that outfit, I’ll be tempted to send you an anysoldier care package.
Good luck on your hysterical tour of duty.
I think that’s Ruben’s way of showing his love! It’s their goal to make you cry!!
you go girl! I bet you will be the best!
thats a cool way of working out
Will there be anymore recaps?????
I was just joking about the outfit. Maybe you and Alexis can go to Los Angeles and do the boot camp at Sky Sports-made famous on Bravo’s “Workout” show. If Alexis is househunting there, you could have a workout training session with Jackie Warner.
Good Luck, Jennifer! Ruben in HOT! You are cuter than your sister, too, but you BOTH look cute in the fatigues. You’re a stronger women than I. I couldn’t put up with boot camp…especially if it was costing me $1,000.00!!!
Ruben is a homo. Dont let the tought guy image fool you. Have fun. Just rember he has a very small penis!
Just think, you are paying someone to treat you like sh!t! Good luck. I wish I could do something like this. You could lose some serious weight.
OMG..you weren’t kidding…it looks like the real deal..ruben has that look in his eyes as if to say ..don’t f with me!
Jennifer, I am absolutely awe-struck! I looked at the clips on the boot camp web site, and I can’t get over you actually doing this. But more power to you! Keep it up and keep us posted on your progress. Maybe you can film your final session as you fly over those obstacles!
What fun!!! I wish Atlanta had something like that.
If it helps you feel more normal (no you are not a retard!), I fell in yoga class yesterday while in the tree pose. I timbered just like a tree and my trajectory was right to the gal next to me…. which would have really ruined her pose….. so I shifted and fell forward. The whole class turned their focus from themselves in the mirror to me, picking myself up off the floor. So, Jennifer, if you are a retard, I must be in full blown retard handicap mode! Don’t take yourself too seriously, at least that is what I am telling myself {smile}
can you give me the title of Martha’s cookie book. thanks
can you give me the title of Martha’s cleaning book. thanks
does the s in kevin s stand for shithead?
Regarding your show replay online, you’re right Jennifer. If I wanted to give my husband a bj after it was already in me, I’d be a lesbian. Who wants that in their mouth! It’s like doing an ATM!! How gross!!
Like Ruben, my former professor rode me hard in class and I hated it. Totally hated her for it but I loved her because I thought she was brilliant, sweet, cynical and paranoid. She embarassed me in class constantly and was a lot nicer to everyone else, which made me mad because it felt like a conspiracy. When I confronted her about it, she called it “tough love” and that I needed it. I thought she was cracked! I wanted to slap her silly with her own ugly purse but I couldn’t because: A. I didn’t have the heart to do that; B. Because she’s going to leave soon and I wanted her to still remember me fondly. Which worked because she told loves me but I was too resentful of her by the time she left. The instructors and their need to hurt their pupils is beyond me. They’re like… Tyrants who never live up to their dreams. Just imagine… Ruben as a Facist leader. *Shudders*
you sound so angry! why so angry? goodness gracious. it’s a good thing!
I would totally be interested in doing this for something new and different but it is only in NYC…boo
Perhaps if it comes to philly I’ll let these guys kick my ass as well!
Keep going girl – you’ll love it even more when it is all said an done! 🙂
Jennifer, you and your sister look so red in that photo, was that taken right after your workout??? I won’t be annoying and encourage you, but, good luck with the rest of the program. Kevin S, as in Kevin Sharkey?????? That’s definitely a good thing!
Shannon, “this guy is a homo” and “he has a small penis”? I’ve worked out w/ him for years and I have to say I’ve never met a more standup, intelligent guy who, by the way, has more ‘cojones’ than most men I know considering he delayed completing his college education to go fight for others freedom in Iraq. I don’t think a small penis is his problem honey!