hi everyone!
here he is…
pubic hair mike…looking away..wistfully…in his anti "fashion" glasses..
and finally without the glasses looking at camera…although not happy about it!
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thanks for being on the show pubic hair mike!!! hilarious.
xoxo
jennifer
aim:whateverradio
He paid money for those glasses? They are hideous!
PHM is a little creepy looking and my 80 year old grandfather has better glasses than him. I’ve seen better glasses on bums at the bus station.
Those glasses could not be worse. Hideous. I thought you and A were mean on the air, but I was wrong. He needed an intervention. Hope it took, but it didn’t sound like it.
those glasses are just too horrible! he looks like a child molester in the top photo
I think the glasses add “visual interest,” where normally there would be none. What I am concerned about is his health. Can’t Alexis send him to one of her problematic gyms out in the Hamptons for a month? This dude needs three square meals daily and some sun. Too much city life makes Mike a pale boy.
He looks like a corpse. I don’t understand why you gave him so much time on your show. Complete ennui.
I had glasses like that when I was in the 4th grade. I always tried to break them on purpose because I was embarassed by them…my spine shudders just thinking about them!!
He really needs to get rid of the 70’s porn star glasses. He’s actually decent looking without them. YIKES!
He looks like he hates pubic hair!
Looks like a serial killer.
All of your producers look like they haven’t seen the sun for years!!!
The glasses aren’t so bad, but what is up with his eyebrows…and Man, he needs some sun…..in saying that, I am glad my pic is not up there for people to critique!
Pubic Hair Mike is better looking without the old man glasses. PHM could stand to grow his hair a little longer, though.
Homey needs to lose the glasses and get tan, then he can join the cool kids club.
Hideous glasses indeed!! He looks like a total dork weirdo in the first picture then you scroll to the second and he looks doable. His hair & pallor even look different. He looks psycho in both pictures.
Best Guest Ever!! He’s F***ing Insane! He definitely needs to have his own weekly segment.
I have a pair of those glasses that were my Dad’s. Do you think he’d like to buy them?
Once he sees the first picture he will never wear them again.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Pedophile comes to mind
I thought Mike was hilarious. That first picture however looks exactly like the photos they show of serial killers with the caption “he was so quite and really kept to himself” once they discover the bodies in the backyard.
What the fuck is with those glasses? o…m…g
HE LOOKS A LITTLE WEIRD! HE’S SO DAMN PALE!
You should be ashamed people. He’s a cutie. I could eat him up.
I guess if you don’t like hair, you are really in trouble. I am sorry to say this but Mike has a problem. His eyes tell it all, tell him to go get help immediately if not sooner. You said he was cute, well I guess everything is in the eyes of the —–.
I did hear him say he writes for Howard, so I guess that is the answer, very strange people hang out together, and think they are funny. Howard just repeats the same thing over and over And Robin Laughs. Give me Jay Thomas
RE: the glasses – it’s called IRONY, people – go to Brooklyn sometime.. the hipsters there all work that look.
Please print pubic hair Mikes
low carb diet.
Okay this was done for shock value, right,Is the girl friend’s name Dick….Pleasse.
This guy looks like he’s had a lot of pubic hair on his chin and a lot of nuts as well…
Hi looks very ill, eating disorder maybe…The last time I saw someone that pale they were DEAD. I hope he gets help.
Pubic Hair Mike looks like a child molester… where is his panel van?
… is he even real, you guys?
KAH-REE-PY!
pbh mike’s low carb diet!
breakfast: 3 oz cheddar cheese, espresso
snack: 4 scrambled eggs…dry
lunch: atkins bar
snack: 3 oz mixed nuts
dinner: varies but on nights at home he makes a homemade chicken fajita with boneless skinless chicken, guacamole (just a couple of ounces), half red pepper and half green pepper.
HE DOES NOT EAT PASTA but will occasionally have a cheeseburger.
xoxo
Where is Paulie?
I see no garlic is in his menu and since he can’t see his reflection in the mirror he has no idea what a doof he looks like in those satellite receivers he looks through. Have you ever held a cross up to him when you want him to leave? They won’t come into your house til you invite them, so now you’ve done it…watch the vents, once they vaporize they can fit through anything.
Didn’t hear the show… don’t know anything about his pubic hair…. hate the glasses (don’t get it… don’t they sell better ones at the CVS???). Anyway, he looks pretty good without the glasses. Please do a makeover for him!! I bet alexis will find him quite cute if he undergoes some “procedures” 🙂