paulie ate the burger king steak house mushroom and swiss burger last week. and he said his body’s reaction to said burger was extreme. oh and gross.
here is the burger.
and paulie’s eating it!
so now we are deciding what other nasty food we can ask paulie to eat.
ideas welcome.
xxx
jennifer
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Not a flattering picture of Paul eating fast food. Kind of grosse, actually. Poor guy needs to shave! Re. what to ask him to eat next… How about… wait for it…Ready? Pigeon.
Seriously, what the F is that? Other gross things for him to eat:
McDonalds McRib
Pickled Pigs Feet
Spam
Vienna Sausages
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I heard you all talking about it but the pictures really put it into perspective.
I could not even have imagined that hamburger being as gross looking as it actually is! YUCK!!!
OMG… Is that really a burger( I thought burgers were round) and he actually ate that thing??!! GROSS…
What about Liver and Onions??
Ruby Tuesday Bella Turkey Burger. Sounds healthy right?
1,145 calories
71 g fat
56 g carbs
That’s the sign of a great burger when it already looks like shit before it passes through you…LOL
That is vile!
thanks paulie for saving me from trying that burger! It looks way gross!
EEEEEEEWWWWW!! I’m surprised he didn’t get E-coli. Gross, Paulie.
I agree with Alison from Arizona! Gross Gross Gross. However I did hear you talking about it yesterday on your show and it was hilarious!!!! It’s so funny how all of you tell us every detail of your lives – no wonder people who listen to the show feel like we know you!!!! Oh, and Oreo K. is sooo cute!!! One of the other girls in my office has an all-white one and it’s name is Bandit. I had never heard of a coton de tulear before. Oreo K is much cuter than Bandit.
How about a Luther Burger?
(google it)
Paulie sure is a major cutie! Tasty! Tasty! Yes he is!
Tell him to come on down South and I’ll make him some good ole’ homemade Southern cooking.
Oh how I wish I was that burger in his mouth right now. LOL.
Whatever Radio ROCKS!
Oatmeal, bangers and mash, kidney pie, salad with tomato and onion and mushrooms and wanuts I guess healthy food is something he may consider nasty. he should not wear stripes at least horizontal stripes it makes him look wide — how about Haggis –fondue I think he should visit the gym and then she can start drinking those protein shakes with whey powdered whey that is.
The “burger” looks like fake plastic puke that we used to fool people as kids! Nasty.
I think Paulie should go back to eating meals from La Befana Cucina.
Can we say Consipation on a plate?
That’s hot!
How about Gefilte Fish (from a jar)
yuckology factor really high on this one.
I don’t know if you have Outback Steakhouses in the States? Get him to eat a blooming onion. The whole thing. In one sitting.
How about headcheese?
How about headcheese? Find a good, old fashioned Polish market and you’ll have one of the worst looking foods possible.
Haggis. There must be a restaurant in NYC that serves it. It’s a Scottish dish. Made, I think, from sheep’s stomach.
No wonder our society is so over weight, especially our children. So gross. So glad I’m a vegetarian and taught my children to eat healthy. How about all the chemicals in this food. People can eat meat, chicken etc. Just by organic and know where it comes from.
Is it wrong to feel turned-on by Paulie? Hmmm….
White Castles. Lots of them. Say, 15 in 10 minutes. It’ll have to be on a Friday though or he’ll just miss work the next day.
GROSS!!
What about “head cheese”? That shit is nasty too!
Gross!
Wow… and Paulie and others were complaining about the picture of your ear. This is way, way worse! Nasty!!!
Organic? Nothing is organic. The air and the ground have been swimming in chemicals for decades. The U.S.A. Dept. of agriculture has been pumping chemicals for too long. Yeah, it would be nice if they stopped doing so, but you think that’s going to happen? Not in your lifetime, trust me.
When I was pregnant (26 years ago) I craved mayonnaise and chocolate pudding sandwiches. Blech! Nasty. I hate mayo but I craved it like crazy.
Recipe:
Mayonnaise
Chocolate pudding (pudding cups are fine)
White bread
That is nasty, but it’s mushroom and swiss, not cheddar. Haven’t you seen those stupid commericals that are supposed to be like Simon and Garfunkel?
Never a good sign when the food clears your system before it clears your credit card!
how about 50 eggs?
Okay, I eat meat but I wouldn’t eat this burger. I’d rather eat a bowl of toenails.
Paulie tell Jennifer and Alexis to put that shit in their mouth. Don’t be their pawn, why let the shit back up when you don’t have to….
That thing is fucking horrifying (I mean the burger…not paulie…although…he’s pretty fucking horrifying shoving that thing down his throat, too).
Okay I was so grossed out by the burger but I think mayo and pudding is worse – much, much worse.
Leave poor Paulie alone!! You’re going to end up giving him heart disease, diabetes, cancer, and salmonella to boot! You don’t want that on your conscience. But…if you must torture him, have Alexis bake something delicious looking but fill it with hot mustard. Now that would be great radio. On second thought, that might be what finally sends him over the edge. Yeah, play it safe and stick with your usual brand of mild mental torture. 🙂
How about having him try a chalupa?
Now that’s just gross. But then again, I haven’t had anything decent at Burger King in about 9 or 10 years (I used to LOVE the cinniminis or whatever they’re called). I was out running errands and decided to give them a try a couple months ago-just a note: their veggie burger is just nasty.
jennifer you should check out burgerking.com for the press photo of this burger and post it side by side to show how deceiving advertisements are….its unbelievable! they make it look so appetizing but the real picture is just plain nasty looking…
I just threw up…..
SCRAPPLE!! I vote for Scrapple. Easily found in your local supermarket. Just don’t let him read the ingredients!
My BF is Taiwanese and before I became a vegetarian I tried everything once … eel, sea slug (which is actually pretty good), etc. etc. but the one thing I could never eat was chicken’s feet. Ewwwwww!
McRib
Big Mac
Wendy’s Triple whatever
Anything Wendy’s with the nasty cheesy sauce
Taco Bell Family pack
Nutrition facts
Calories
Total fat (g)
Saturated Fat (g)
Trans Fat (g)
Chol (mg)
Sodium (mg)
Total Carb (g)
Dietary Fiber (g)
Total Sugar (g)
Protein (g)
Svg Size (g)
Spicy Chicken wrapper 360 19 5 0 30 1010 32 2 0 14 135
Mushroom Swiss Steakhouse 850 48 18 2 130 1950 54 4 11 41 301
How does Paulie even have girlfriend?
The burger looks nasty but it probably tastes delish.
Check out some of the daring foods here and have Paulie eat one of these:
https://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
Hey Paulie, Are those autographed drum heads on the wall? Who signed them? I’m just so grossed out by the whole burger thing, that I jumped right into my usual state of denial!
Don’t get me wrong I do love me a burger from time to time.. but that looks horrid! Pauly is a trooper for ingesting that one.
What about the mashed potato bowl of crap from KFC? It looks VILE. I think it has corn in it too… extra gnarly.
Paulie is being an awfully good sport, bless his heart.
Is it me, or does Paulie look like Neil Sedaka? “OOOOH I hear laughter in the rain, walking hand-in-hand with the one I love…”
Anything that Andrew Zimmern and half of what
Anthony Bourdain eat!
Hmm…what nasty things could you feed Paulie. Let’s see..I know! You could feed him a whole bunch of those nasty toads who can’t make anything but snarky, brutally offensive remarks about you and Alexis in these blogs. You know the ones I mean–the ones who can’t just let you be who you are, enjoy your lives and do your thing without being nasty. There you go! But then, toad stew would more than likely disrupt the poor guy’s digestion for the rest of his life, so maybe best to just stick with fast food..;-)
I read years ago, internet source, of course, that Taco Bell used Grade E meat and they had to add a diuretic to it because it is not digestable. Would he please test this theory for my husband and I we are very curious to know the time Taco Bell food needs to go “stomach to sewer” as it were. Everytime we pass a taco bell we say Taco Bell, Grade E for eats, we like to think it is true.
Have him eat a salad–made my ALEXIS–he really needs something healthy in his system.
However, if you are still looking for something disgusting and VERY unhealthy…have Paulie eat ANYTHING from the Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. menu. It is the WORST fast food restaurant in the USA (as far as calories and fat are concerned). Look on their website. The MONSTER burger has well over 1000 calories!
I usually don’t talk about being a vegan, but in this case- I’m proud. Poor Paulie! My friend just served her 10 yr old son ‘Whitecastle’ frozen cheeseburgers (have Paulie try some). I was horrified. I was raised with healthy and delicious food and can’t imagine eating any other way. What is most troubling is what most of my well-to-do friends put into their children’s bodies. Am I the only one who see’s this?
Does that burger come with a roll of toilet paper??? That thing looks like you should just sit on the toilet to eat it. I hope he didn’t eat this thing before Date Night with his GF since he’s got a pooping phobia.
In Canada, I couldn’t find the mushroom steakhouse burger, but there is an equally vile option – a steakhouse burger with MASHED POTATOES on it!!! Yes, potatoes on a burger!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!! And all the baked potato toppings, too – sour cream, crunchy onions, cheese, YUK!!! Looks like vomit!!!
wow, paulie is looking hot! But how about a “head cheese” sandwich? Watched something the other day on Bizarre Foods and they showed how headcheese was made. I almost threw up!
OMG, he does look like Neal Sedaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
YES! he totally looks like Neil Sedaka.
Is it true that North Americans consume in ONE meal the number of calories a significant portion of the world’s population is lucky to consume in a week?
The other sad point is here in America there are eating disorders- serious medical problems and ridiculous contests — staged to see who can eat the fastest the most and who knows the nastiest??? — for this fact.. is food looked on as a source of energy and nutrition or a recreation?? let us not for get food fights on film what was your favorite food fight? sure sore farmers dump milk and potatoes and revelers throw tomatoes but certain countries despite there polyglot nature appear to be polyGLUTTONS There is free will and free thought and free to be you and me but what the heck happened to common sense and when I can’t see my toes or when my pants don’t fit ???? Will power just say no — French women don’t get fat but what about french men?
French Women don’t get Fat— I love that book !!! the author even has a web site and she is such a pixie and charming — leeks– read what she says about leeks not the presidential white house kind the vegetable Silly!!
Yup. Paulie = Neil Sedaka!!!! Paulie’s a bit chubbier, but, they are perhaps separated at birth!!!!!
Who’s doughboy hand is that seductively peeling back the bun? I assume it’s Paulie’s. His hand looks like it belongs on the Michelin Man.
That thing looks foul!!!!! Sooooo gross!!!!. No wonder it upset his tummy!
Jen
most of those burger places are making skimpy shitty burgers of late not to metnio the crappy shitty dry fries ..
Have Paulie eat the McRib! That has to the most nasty fast food item ever!
Diabetes– 20,000 people a month die from complications of this disease wounds that don’t heal frequent urination constantly thirsty high blood pessure 54 million have type 2 diabetes what level is YOUR blood sugar???
I know you’re looking for something disgustingly unhealthy to feed Paulie. However, why not feed him a Vegemite sandwich???? It LOOKS horrible and conceptually seems outrageously ewwwwwww. It’s this yeast based goo (leftover brewers yeast) that looks like intestinal goo. Just a thought!
We need a new post! Everytime I come to this page I see that disgusting burger. More puppy pictures please.
Hey – isn’t it time for a new poll on the main page??
I’ve got the perfect thing for Paul to eat:
a Cinnabon Caramel Pecanbon
1100 calories
56 grams fat
141 grams carbohydrate
390 mg sodium
0 grams protein
see it in all its oozy grossness here: https://www.cinnabon.com/experience/products/pecanbon.html
Paulie is HOT!