we went to the fontainebleau in miami florida during vacation.
here is the back of a server at the pool. (note: i had permission (from the server) to take this picture and post it!)
and here are some views of the pool (s).
and an aerial view of the cabanas
keith took the kids in the ocean- i was too nervous to be a part of it!
and the meatball from prime 112 italian i talked about on the show.
(i did not taste it!)
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jennifer
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you were right when you said the servers looked like strippers! that hotel looks like it belongs in vegas, not florida!
No Tracy, that’s what a woman is supposed to look like. I wonder what Jennifer’s husband thought of her?
Boy,the economy must really be sucking down there.It looks like the place is desserted
youre right that does look like vomit
she’s hot!! The guys must love getting served by her. Do you have any front shots? I want to see her vagine!!!! Her legs go on forever and she has a smokin hot tan. I love the look.
I wonder how many times Artie Lange hit on that server? It’s definitely a cabana with a wonderful view.
People were going to Miami beach way before Vegas was a mere idea at a poker game of “investors” from new york and Chicago. Miss tracy you should check your facts about both cities and YOU will be surprised to learn of the glamorous jet set strip club riddled venue of Miami and Miami beach — Havana where there was gambling before castro was only a 90 mile ride away. now a days That is why so many freighters drop off castaways from the Islands see jennifer snapped a picture of one — see that boat in the background — they ain’t trawlin for shrimps square groupers perhaps
The server is HOT!!
The hotel grounds look nice and it’s great you had a cabana. A few years ago I stayed at the Shore Club and it was pretty nice but such a scene, which I guess is half the reason people go there. I just feel like i’m getting too old to keep up with it…lol.
HOT HOT HOT! I’m making reservations now!
Ewww…I think I would lose my appetite if I had a server with their ass hanging out and their shorts crammed up their crack! Ass hairs and shit particles floating around…lol
I really don’t see anything wrong with it, maybe its because I live in Miami and I am sort of used to seeing things like that.
My next door neighbor is in charge of the pool area. He has been so excited about all of the changes and new things – I can’t wait to tell him you liked it! (He’s very proud – and from the looks of it, he should be!) Thanks for the pics!
The women wear less on the family show Dancing With The Stars – but even so, that outfit is right in your face poolside. It looks a little uncomfortable. I think the uniform would be a bit more acceptable had it not been part of a “walk”…do they walk the men around in speedos?
I agree, I don’t need to see someone’s shorts shoved up their ass when I’m eating or drinking. I’d be thinking of the skid marks!
Ooooo….I was hoping that meatball would look a little better than you described!! it does look like vomit. Who would eat that??? Don’t forget to tell us about your new friend today!!!
can you say trust fund
What the hell is this meatballs under cover? I don’t know what cooking shows they watch at some of these places. This reminds me of a picture from a Kitchen Nighmares episode!
Happy New Year, Jennifer!
I’m happy to see you’re back, as well!
It’s so nice to hear you’re enjoying yourself, but I WISH you had gone into the ocean with Keith and the children. I’d love to hear how the sharks nipped on your toes. :)~ You sound happy and I think you need to take MORE vacations and EAT a meatball — maybe two. I’m happy this is a NEW Year, and you have so much to look forward to.
Loved the photos’. Does the server eat the SAME food as Alexis? :sighing: I can diet from now until doomsday but I’ll never achieve the height. I’m 5’2″ — I could weigh 89 pounds and look puffy. 🙁 May I ask how tall you are? Please! I need to ask Alexis that right now as well!
Love,
Dresden
Looks like fun!
did that server also sport camel toe?
Looks like a mighty fine place to hang…
I think I’m gonna puke.
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yep i know i have ESp
Jennifer, Your vacation sounds like you had a great time. Hanging out with Rosie, WOW! I went back and read the blog comment from her and I hope you take her up on the offer to tape a Whatever, Martha show/segment. How fun would that be, I know I would enjoy it.
Just curious as to why you and Alexis complain about EVERYTHING when you go somewhere – no matter where. Honestly, can the food be bad 10 days in a row and can hotel rooms always be horrible? Why don’t you just appreciate how fortunate you are.
did anyone have the kobe hotdog?
Daisy, are you saying you don’t like to hear people complain about $25,000+ vacations while the country is in the middle of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression? That Jennifer and Alexis may be a couple of spoiled trust-fund babies who have never had to work a day in their life and are used to having everything their way? Interesting idea…
That meatball looks like it could have come out of the server’s ass!!
I don’t care how much Jennifer and her family spent, but if I was here and spent a boatload of money I would expect the absolute top notch everything! And I would complain loudly if it it was lame. I for one am tired of spending well-saved vacations for mediocre service. On the other side, we spent a vacation in Puerto Vallarta at a luxury hotel and I was treated to high luxury spa and meal treatments. When you spend alot of money you shouldn’t expect a buzzer to go off if you lift a water. Come on!
GOOD ONE! LOL
Hi Jennifer –
Just so you know, I am 60 years old and am very comfortable using a computer, IPhone, IPOD etc. I had to laugh at your comment about people over 50 being challenged in that area. All of my friends are the same me.
Hope 2009 is better for both of us. I work for a Wall Street firm and I can tell you it was very stressful.
boring vacation pix, boring blog, boring show, boring boring boring
WTF is the point of going to the ocean and being too nervous to get in. Jesus you are constantly paralyzed with fear. The fact that you can drive in the city amazes me everyday.
Well, we are all so happy that you are perfect, a lot of people have fears and different problems, that doesn’t make them less of a person…so fuck you. I hope you develop a fear or problem that you have trouble dealing with…you are now cursed…hehehehe
Aw jennifer we both have fear of stuff must be from a past life of hell?
a hard on for all the men sitting with their families?
my stomach growls even after I eat?
Wonder if those full bars work?
Wow, great server. She doesn’t look like a stripper. Where is that strip club? I am booking my ticket now!! 😉
Who paid for all the crappy meals you ate?
How can I get in touch with the caller who paints the hermit crabs?
Jennifer I can understand your concern about the Ocean. This is why Water shoes were invented. Your wear them while walking through the surf. Yeah you consider those things after you have lacerated your foot on a broken piece of glass — been there done that. that shore has been dredged and re-sanded and rebuilt I don’t know how many times perhaps some gold doubloons have been washed up on shore during the time Hernando deSoto was chillin in Florida or sweating as the case maybe check out those Conquistador fashions
I have wonderful memories from the old Fontainbleau when I was little and on vacation in Miami with my parents. I also remember the best pastrami from Wolfies Deli ….Memories are the best gifts we can give our kids……..have a good week –
Re Kathie: I am 62 years old and by God I get through every day with all these high tech gadgets. Don’t know how as I guess I’m old (and stupid??)as dirt but us old people do get by in this world. We have hopes and fears and joys just like you young uns. Only difference is we handle things with respect and dignity. Maybe being old is not so bad after all. You guys just might enjoy it when you get there and then realize that we also have feelings.
Cuz this Winter cold sucks big time!
“Not all of us had the easy road in life”. Someone needed to say it. He totally got Jennifer with that one.
I do not wanna be lookin at the AZZ of the server chick for a whole month
hey where are the pics of the chef and his lady?on this blog?
Glad to see those with money are spending it! Hope you had a great vacation in FL.
Now would you please buy some cookies for Valentine’s Day!
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Wow! what a body.Where is your picture in a swim suit Jennifer?
And Daisy AND OTHERS. Why do you people visit these blogs? Just to dog the bloggers? If you have such contempt for these girls, or Martha (read: resent their wealth or notoriety?) then why not just stick to things you LIKE? I cannot imagine visiting someone’s page just to diss the person! Complaining about someone else’s complaining? What a double-standard waste of time!
Hey Jennifer! Happy New Year and I’m glad you’re getting back into life, one baby step at a time. Aloha
I visit their page just to see what stupid thing they come up with next. It’s open to everyone, right?
EXACTLY Lisa!!! I don’t understand why they bother coming to the site..if you don’t like it…don’t visit…we won’t miss you.
Lisa, its good to see that you’ve come to understand the value of being concise. Though your post was still too long, it was much better than the essays you’ve been writing. Keep trying!
Sure it’s open to everyone. I just wonder why someone would spend the time looking for something to bitch about, that’s all. There are hungry children in THIS COUNTRY, there is genocide in Sudan, there are atrocities everywhere to which that tenacity could be applied and maybe even do some good! I pop onto this site to read the show recaps, and the blogs are secondary, but I love reading them! If you need something to hate, why not make it your hobby to effect change in a constructive way instead of looking for something negative to say about someone you do not even know!
To Jennifer: We used to swing on the roots that hang down from the banyan when we were kids. They’re surprisingly strong Next time you visit Rosie try it! OK OK YOU probably won’t but the kids and Keith can! 😉 Aloha
that waitresses but looks just like mine…:)