Just Jenny
– Jenny feels like she’s shallow.
– Jenny saw wrinkles under her eyes when she took a pic with JLO.
– Getting old is depressing.
*What Matters*
– Kidnapping Victims
– Charles Ramsey has a checkered past.
– Jodie Arias found guilty for murder.
– Syrian web blackout.
– Nun convicted of interfering with National Security. She is in her eighties.
– Arforce commander story.
*Callers/Topics*
– Chris Christie’s weight loss and surgery.
– Abercrombie and Fitch’s CEO is judgmental towards heavier people.
– Is it right for A&F to only cater to skinny people?
*Mary Roach* @Mary_Roach
– Author of Gulp
– Looks at stomach and competitive eaters.
– Looks at nose and professional smeller.
– The nose is there to protect.
– We start out through the womb and there is no bias when you’re born.
– Carbonation makes you gassy.
– “Constipation is a vicious cycle.”
*Gossip* by John Pascarella
TIME FOR REHAB? … Sources say Robert Pattinson will NOT stop drinking and his inner circle is VERY concerned. Aside from social drinking, Rob “drinks by himself” & always “reeks of alcohol”. Even worse, TRAINWRECK girlfriend Kristen Stewart is making matters WORSE by taking Rob on “late night binges”. NOT good
HARSH .. Sources say Kelly Clarkson’s fiance is NOT happy with Kelly’s
30 pound weight gain in the last 3 months. Sources say he is NOT attracted to her any more! OUCH!
RUDE … Sources say EGO-MANIAC John Stamos refused to return to his roots & make a cameo on General Hospital for a reunion episode. A source says he “thought it was beneath him” and wouldn’t even attend a recent reunion party. Ummmm … And WHAT exactly has Stamos been SO BUSY working on in the last 10 years!?
BOOZING IT UP …. Sources say Kardashian Mama Kris Jenner (who is rumored to be a BIG drinker) was spotted on April 29 drinking wine “straight from the bottle” in public
DON’T MESS WITH HILARY ! Hilary Clinton’s camp was NOT HAPPY when an employee at her hair salon snapped a photo and posted it online. Clinton’s peeps IMMEDIATELY contacted the manager and the emloyee was FIRED!
THERAPY? Miley Cyrus has enlisted a THERAPIST to give her and her ON & OFF AGAIN fiance some help. REALLY? He has already cheated AND they called off the wedding! MOVE ON !
CAUGHT ……. Cute crooner John Legend cheated on his model fiancée, Chrissy Teigen, by smooching a young woman the other night at a Manhattan hotspot, Page Six has exclusively learned. Sources tell us the kiss came when Legend was at Acme on Friday night. A spy said the suave performer was partying with male pals who struck up a conversation with “two pretty girls in their late 20s, one blond and one brunette” at the next table. After “chatting all night,” the witness said the blonde got up to go to the bathroom after 1 a.m., and “John followed her.”
PRICEY … To celebrate a string of London shows, Beyonce CELEBRATED!
A source says, “Beyonce wanted to say thanks to all of the backing dancers, crew and everyone else involved with putting on the six shows. Between the lot of them they managed to drink their way through more than $30,000 worth of booze in just a few hours
ALREADY? A new report says Johnny Depp is ready to PROPOSE to his new girlfriend, Amber Heard. An insider says he is on the hunt for a vintage, one of a kind ring
INSPIRATION …. Madonna’s personal trainer reveals what music Madge listens to during her workouts! She says, . “There’s some Missy Elliot, old Jay-Z, Frank Ocean, Chris Brown, Rihanna. Last week her workout had a higher BPM, so we were listening to a lot of remixes, like remixed Christina Aguilera and Britney songs.”
MORE BAD REVIEWS … As THE GREAT GATSBY hits theatres this weekend, Us Weekly calls the film “jittery” & “emotionally adrift”, while PEOPLE says the movie is “difficult, at best”
MOVING ON … After splitting with her husband last year, Us Weekly reports that Amy Poehler is moving on and dating a comedian. Perfect!
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